my alarm went off at 5:50 am because I was watching Ava for a couple hours that morning. It woke Dave up just enough to talk complete nonsense.
Dave: ugh, i feel horrible...
me: why? congested?
D: well, i got all this meat in front of me (gestures in front of him at our meat-free bed).
Me: ummm, you're in bed.
D: well, I couldn't put it in my stomach, so i had to put it other... places...
I just walked away. there's nothing to even say about that.
Last night....
Dave: What's that sound?!
Me: What sound?
D: um, the non-crickets!! (the boys sleep with a sound machine playing cricket noises, and we hear it over the monitor)
me: the crickets are on
D: No! it's just static!
me: no, it's not. it's fine.
D: Fine. Whatever.
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