Noah bounces up to me, finger joyously aloft. I know what this means. There is a booger on the finger of that smiling boy, and he sees it as my job to dispose of it.
me: booger?
noah: uh huh!
me: go wipe it on a kleenex and throw it away.
noah: (giggling) noooo!
me: yes. go wipe it on a kleenex.
Then Noah, with a huge grin, opens his MOUTH and deposits the offending booger inside.
Me: AGH! did u just put that in your mouth?!
Noah: (giggling still) uh huh! it gone now!
you son is gross :)
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