If I am going to stick my hand up a chicken's arse numerous times and expose my sink to that much salmonella, it better turn out wonderful!! And I would like it to look like that ^ (I know that's a turkey), and have everyone be excited for it like that ^.
And i'm sure it will be fine, and it's not like roasting a chicken is tough--i just hate touching raw meat. Always have, always will. I have gotten better about--like, I will actually do it, but I really don't like to. But roasting a chicken makes me feel like a grown-up (obviously getting married and giving birth to 2 babies is just sooo juvenile compared to roasting a stinking chicken!); like a Norman Rockwell painting, if you will. Love him.
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