Ducks

These beauties have been staring at me while I pee for the past TWO YEARS.  After Dave insisted many times that yes, he would remove them, it was time to take matters into my own hands.  The part that took the longest was just finding the right size wrenches.  Yup, 2 different sizes for these crazy rigged up things.  One was just screwed on, and the other was literally BOLTED on.  Regardless, it's done.  BWAHAHA.

David came in afterwards and saw the duck carnage spread on the counter.  

D: "Why did you take those off?!"

B: "Because I didn't like them."
D: "Why?  I like them!   They're cool."
B: "I don't like them.  We're getting a new one."
D: "Why?!  They're cool!"  (spots the wrenches)  "What are you doing with those?"
B: "I used them to take the ducks off."
D: "No! Those are dangerous to girls!"

I beg your pardon?!  Oh. my. word.