thought process

setting:  me sitting on the edge of the tub (yes, in my underwear) rubbing lotion on my legs.  Noah walks in...

Noah:  You pooping?
(hahahaha!!! cracking up in my head right then.)
me:  No, i'm not pooping!
Noah: (giggle, giggle)
me:  You think i would poop in the bath tub?
Noah:  haha!  yeah!
me:  nice...
Noah:  i kidding you pooping in bath tub!  i kidding!

(no, he was not kidding.  he really asked.  his face was all serious and confused.  hilarious!)

(she is obviously pooping in the bath tub)