rubbers

Noah:  I'm gonna show you something!
Me:  ok
(snatches a bra off of my closet floor and holds it up to his chest)
Noah:  I look like a girl!  (proceeds to squeeze the bra cups)
me:  HAhahaha!!
David:  hey!  he's wearing your rubbers!!
Me: (can't stop laughing) Hahahahaha---my what?!
David:  your rubbers.
Me: Hahahaha!  It's called a bra.