kid conversations

David to Elee: It's April.
Elee: What's April?
David: the month.
Elee: No it's NOT!
David: yes. it is! It's the month!
Elee: No! Mommy's at home!

They were obviously having 2 completely different conversations.

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Elee to David: You're a bad girl!
David: Hey! I'm not a girl!
Elee: You're not?
David: No, I'm a boy!
Elee: I'm a boy too.